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DI Bruce Robertson - best fucking polis officer in this dump.

“That’s the beauty aboot being polis: it doesnae really matter whether or not everybody hates you, as long as they’re civil tae your face and can put up a good front. You can only live in the world you ken. The rest is just wishful thinking or paranoia."

((Independant Bruce Robertson RP from the Irvine Welsh novel 'Filth' - Bruce can be pretty offensive, please read important info. Mun & Mus 18+ - no gifs/images are mine unless stated. Click top right link for navigation, or find the other quick links down the side.

Tracking 'brucerobertsondi'))

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consultingsister:

 

"Ye can but Bruce me all you want, and I’ll get ye grapes if ye want em." He held his hand over hers before folding it in his. "Aye, it’s because yer a witch, but wha’ de ye know, we all love ye anyway."

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"Ow, it hurts, carrying your child hurts! Being up all night with Eliza is hard! Having to do—- coffee mornings are boring! You owe me slavery!" She whined, pulling her hand away with a pout. "I said I had witches hands, not that I was a witch, you’re horrible."

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"Well then gorgeous, shoulda kept yer knees together." He winked and pulled her hand back to kiss with a laugh. "Aye, I’m a bastard, a horrible horrible man who’s gonnae be the death of ye."



3 weeks ago



3 weeks ago

# heheheh boobs

consultingsister:

"Oi you, ah’ve go’ some fuckin free will left, ah’m no’ paintin yer toe nails you nut." Bruce watched her play with his ring, holding his hand beside hers. "I have man hands, they’re bigger than yer spidery things."

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"But Bruuuuuuuuuce, I can’t reach them and it’s your fault so you have to, and get me grapes and stuff. You promised, pregnancy equaled slavery from you!” She whined and frowned, although the smile appeared soon enough. “Man hands… I have witches hands.” 

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"Ye can but Bruce me all you want, and I’ll get ye grapes if ye want em." He held his hand over hers before folding it in his. "Aye, it’s because yer a witch, but wha’ de ye know, we all love ye anyway."



3 weeks ago

consultingsister:

He smiled at the baby kicking against his hand, he could forget here with her, it felt proper, real. “I really dunnae ken, it’s all the government cuts, it’s made us polis men useless, take it up wi’ Cameron.”

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"Mm, you could paint my toe nails if you want?" She giggled, twisting his wedding ring off and trying it on every finger with a concentrated frown. "It’s too big even for my thumb, you have fat fingers."

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"Oi you, ah’ve go’ some fuckin free will left, ah’m no’ paintin yer toe nails you nut." Bruce watched her play with his ring, holding his hand beside hers. "I have man hands, they’re bigger than yer spidery things."



3 weeks ago

consultingsister:

 

""Aye, sure darlin." He shook his head and dialled the number, he couldn’t help but smile at her as he ordered, a creature of habit his girl. "Well, ah dunnae think ah can help ye with that love, but out of ma power as an officer of the law."

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She yanked Bruce’s hand over her bump for the kicks. Kid only ever kicks when he’s talking, she’s gonna be such a daddy’s girl, just like Eliza, both grow up to hate their mother! “What is the point of you DS Robertson?” 

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He smiled at the baby kicking against his hand, he could forget here with her, it felt proper, real. “I really dunnae ken, it’s all the government cuts, it’s made us polis men useless, take it up wi’ Cameron.”



3 weeks ago

consultingsister:

 

"Oh. I didn’t—- I forgot. It’s out of battery!" Well, very close anyway, eight percent, would be embarrising if half way through a phone call it stopped. "Yes, I’m bored of being pregnant now, I would like not to be. Please."

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""Aye, sure darlin." He shook his head and dialled the number, he couldn’t help but smile at her as he ordered, a creature of habit his girl. "Well, ah dunnae think ah can help ye with that love, but out of ma power as an officer of the law."



3 weeks ago

strawberriesgonewild:

Filth (2013)

strawberriesgonewild:

Filth (2013)



3 weeks ago

consultingsister:

"Well the spring rolls magically come if ye de this thing called phonin the Chinese."

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"I know but the phone is—- over there. And you’re my slave so…"

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"Yer mobile is in yer hand, right there, look at it." Bruce laughed and got up to reach across her and get the phone. "Ye want anythin else hey?"



3 weeks ago

# IKR# THIS IS CRAZY SHIT# HOW AM I STILL SICK# going slowly mad tbh

consultingsister:

 

"Darlin’, is there really no food, or is there just no food tha’ ye want?"

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"——I just want ice lollies. And them lovely spring rolls from the chinese!"

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"Well the spring rolls magically come if ye de this thing called phonin the Chinese."



3 weeks ago

# you know i was ill for ages?# well i'm still ill from that# and i am pissed off with my prolonged illness# NOT COOL

consultingsister:

// brucerobertson-di

Bruuuuuuuce!! There is no food in this house! I’m going to starve to death.”

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"Darlin’, is there really no food, or is there just no food tha’ ye want?"



3 weeks ago

# I AM HI# I HAVE BEEN POORLY AND PISSED OFF# GAHHH WHAT IS LIFE

The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby 67th Cannes Film Festival (May 17, 2014)



3 weeks ago

# carole# fc

||open rp||

consultingsister:

 

"Actually, men are great, they give a focusing point. For anger and pain, plus I get to squeeze your hand until it pops. Oh my god, she was this close to saying mumma the other day, I’m so winning this, she is so saying mum before dad." 

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"Well she’s clearly mad as a hatter." Bruce smiled, his little girl made him happy, a proper family this time, a real life. "She coulda been sayin’ anythin in the world. Ah wouldnae put it past her to be sayin muffin."



4 weeks ago

James McAvoy / Prada Fall/Winter 2014 Men’s Advertising Campain: Behind The Scenes



1 month ago

# sup bruce# looking no crazy or on the verge of death# go you