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DI Bruce Robertson - best fucking polis officer in this dump.

“That’s the beauty aboot being polis: it doesnae really matter whether or not everybody hates you, as long as they’re civil tae your face and can put up a good front. You can only live in the world you ken. The rest is just wishful thinking or paranoia."

((Independant Bruce Robertson RP from the Irvine Welsh novel 'Filth' - Bruce can be pretty offensive, please read important info. Mun & Mus 18+ - no gifs/images are mine unless stated. Click top right link for navigation, or find the other quick links down the side.

Tracking 'brucerobertsondi'))

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consultingsister:

 

"Of course, you know how much I love killing people with you."

"I should worry how keen ye are te de these things - but weirdly ah’m not."

"Is it because the idea of me killing people turns you on? That’s twisted Bruce, you’re sick."

"Oh aye. But we cannae kill Amanda, ah’d be the first fucking suspect."



2 weeks ago

consultingsister:

brucerobertson-di:

 

"Fine, I’m on your side, of course you should be looking after Eliza."

" Ah fuckin’ hate that woman. Hey, fancy helpin’ me bump her off?"

"Of course, you know how much I love killing people with you."

"I should worry how keen ye are te de these things - but weirdly ah’m not."



2 weeks ago

consultingsister:

 

"I’m not on anyones sides, and I’ve got a job!!"

"Ah know ye have a job, but yer defiantly meant te be on my side."

"Fine, I’m on your side, of course you should be looking after Eliza."

" Ah fuckin’ hate that woman. Hey, fancy helpin’ me bump her off?"



2 weeks ago

consultingsister:

 

"You don’t look after your daughter, that’s what I do all day."

Oh, terribly sorry that ah’ve got a job and ah’m no’ some dole scum. Yer meant te be on my side you ken.

"I’m not on anyones sides, and I’ve got a job!!"

"Ah know ye have a job, but yer defiantly meant te be on my side."



2 weeks ago

consultingsister:

brucerobertson-di:

"Amanda fucking Drummond had the nerve te tell me that I shouldnae be looking after ma own daughter. Stupid cunt couldnae keep her shite HR opinions the herself if we sewed those ugly lips shut." 

"You don’t look after your daughter, that’s what I do all day."

Oh, terribly sorry that ah’ve got a job and ah’m no’ some dole scum. Yer meant te be on my side you ken.


2 weeks ago

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"Amanda fucking Drummond had the nerve te tell me that I shouldnae be looking after ma own daughter. Stupid cunt couldnae keep her shite HR opinions the herself if we sewed those ugly lips shut." 



3 weeks ago

# oh brrroooossssss

consultingsister:

 

"Ye can but Bruce me all you want, and I’ll get ye grapes if ye want em." He held his hand over hers before folding it in his. "Aye, it’s because yer a witch, but wha’ de ye know, we all love ye anyway."

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"Ow, it hurts, carrying your child hurts! Being up all night with Eliza is hard! Having to do—- coffee mornings are boring! You owe me slavery!" She whined, pulling her hand away with a pout. "I said I had witches hands, not that I was a witch, you’re horrible."

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"Well then gorgeous, shoulda kept yer knees together." He winked and pulled her hand back to kiss with a laugh. "Aye, I’m a bastard, a horrible horrible man who’s gonnae be the death of ye."



1 month ago



1 month ago

# heheheh boobs

consultingsister:

"Oi you, ah’ve go’ some fuckin free will left, ah’m no’ paintin yer toe nails you nut." Bruce watched her play with his ring, holding his hand beside hers. "I have man hands, they’re bigger than yer spidery things."

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"But Bruuuuuuuuuce, I can’t reach them and it’s your fault so you have to, and get me grapes and stuff. You promised, pregnancy equaled slavery from you!” She whined and frowned, although the smile appeared soon enough. “Man hands… I have witches hands.” 

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"Ye can but Bruce me all you want, and I’ll get ye grapes if ye want em." He held his hand over hers before folding it in his. "Aye, it’s because yer a witch, but wha’ de ye know, we all love ye anyway."



1 month ago

consultingsister:

He smiled at the baby kicking against his hand, he could forget here with her, it felt proper, real. “I really dunnae ken, it’s all the government cuts, it’s made us polis men useless, take it up wi’ Cameron.”

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"Mm, you could paint my toe nails if you want?" She giggled, twisting his wedding ring off and trying it on every finger with a concentrated frown. "It’s too big even for my thumb, you have fat fingers."

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"Oi you, ah’ve go’ some fuckin free will left, ah’m no’ paintin yer toe nails you nut." Bruce watched her play with his ring, holding his hand beside hers. "I have man hands, they’re bigger than yer spidery things."



1 month ago

consultingsister:

 

""Aye, sure darlin." He shook his head and dialled the number, he couldn’t help but smile at her as he ordered, a creature of habit his girl. "Well, ah dunnae think ah can help ye with that love, but out of ma power as an officer of the law."

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She yanked Bruce’s hand over her bump for the kicks. Kid only ever kicks when he’s talking, she’s gonna be such a daddy’s girl, just like Eliza, both grow up to hate their mother! “What is the point of you DS Robertson?” 

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He smiled at the baby kicking against his hand, he could forget here with her, it felt proper, real. “I really dunnae ken, it’s all the government cuts, it’s made us polis men useless, take it up wi’ Cameron.”



1 month ago

consultingsister:

 

"Oh. I didn’t—- I forgot. It’s out of battery!" Well, very close anyway, eight percent, would be embarrising if half way through a phone call it stopped. "Yes, I’m bored of being pregnant now, I would like not to be. Please."

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""Aye, sure darlin." He shook his head and dialled the number, he couldn’t help but smile at her as he ordered, a creature of habit his girl. "Well, ah dunnae think ah can help ye with that love, but out of ma power as an officer of the law."



1 month ago

strawberriesgonewild:

Filth (2013)

strawberriesgonewild:

Filth (2013)



1 month ago