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DI Bruce Robertson - best fucking polis officer in this dump.

“That’s the beauty aboot being polis: it doesnae really matter whether or not everybody hates you, as long as they’re civil tae your face and can put up a good front. You can only live in the world you ken. The rest is just wishful thinking or paranoia."

((Independant Bruce Robertson RP from the Irvine Welsh novel 'Filth' - Bruce can be pretty offensive, please read important info. Mun & Mus 18+ - no gifs/images are mine unless stated. Click top right link for navigation, or find the other quick links down the side.

Tracking 'brucerobertsondi'))

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[text][unkown number] This is a message from defiantly not your husband. [text][unkown number] don't save the number to your phone.

consultingsister:

 

consultingsister:

[text]: cant i save it as ‘not bruce’??

[text][unkown number] Oh, before you said that I was planning to 

[text]: dont use that tone with me

[text][unkown number] Seriously? I’m about to be hired by a fucking drug ring to intimidate people and my wife is scalding me?

[text]: well u know u dont scare me sooo

[text][unkown number] I might be home later. 

[text][unkown number] If not night love



5 minutes ago

[text][unkown number] This is a message from defiantly not your husband. [text][unkown number] don't save the number to your phone.

consultingsister:

 

consultingsister:

[text]: cant i save it as ‘not bruce’??

[text][unkown number] then you say you got no idea what i do

[text]: okay. don’t let anything go wrong. 

[text][unkown number] Oh, before you said that I was planning to 

[text]: dont use that tone with me

[text][unkown number] Seriously? I’m about to be hired by a fucking drug ring to intimidate people and my wife is scalding me?



10 minutes ago

[text][unkown number] This is a message from defiantly not your husband. [text][unkown number] don't save the number to your phone.

consultingsister:

consultingsister:

[text]: cant i save it as ‘not bruce’??

[text]: i like being prepared for things going horribly wrong because things often to do horribly wrong in my life

[text][unkown number] then you say you got no idea what i do

[text]: okay. don’t let anything go wrong. 

[text][unkown number] Oh, before you said that I was planning to 



15 minutes ago

[text][unkown number] This is a message from defiantly not your husband. [text][unkown number] don't save the number to your phone.

consultingsister:

 

consultingsister:

[text]: cant i save it as ‘not bruce’??

[text][unkown number] and i do a job that is defiantly not being a police officer if anyone asks

[text]: what do i say?

[text][unkown number] You won’t see any of them unless something goes horribly wrong so you won’t need to know.

[text]: i like being prepared for things going horribly wrong because things often to do horribly wrong in my life

[text][unkown number] then you say you got no idea what i do



20 minutes ago

[text][unkown number] This is a message from defiantly not your husband. [text][unkown number] don't save the number to your phone.

consultingsister:

 

consultingsister:

[text]: cant i save it as ‘not bruce’??

[text][unkown number] Thanks love, I think I’ll get by.

[text]: listen to my advice i know bad guys ive been making out with them for the last 15 years!

[text][unkown number] and i do a job that is defiantly not being a police officer if anyone asks

[text]: what do i say?

[text][unkown number] You won’t see any of them unless something goes horribly wrong so you won’t need to know.



23 minutes ago

[text][unkown number] This is a message from defiantly not your husband. [text][unkown number] don't save the number to your phone.

consultingsister:

 

consultingsister:

[text]: cant i save it as ‘not bruce’??

[text]: one rule about being the bad guy, always act like you’re trying to impress the girl you fancy aka me 

[text][unkown number] Thanks love, I think I’ll get by.

[text]: listen to my advice i know bad guys ive been making out with them for the last 15 years!

[text][unkown number] and i do a job that is defiantly not being a police officer if anyone asks



27 minutes ago

[text][unkown number] This is a message from defiantly not your husband. [text][unkown number] don't save the number to your phone.

consultingsister:

 

consultingsister:

[text]: cant i save it as ‘not bruce’??

[text]: ill give you a million pounds and sex if you come home now?

[text][unkown number] I can’t love, they’re gonna talk to me about being, well huge guy.

[text]: one rule about being the bad guy, always act like you’re trying to impress the girl you fancy aka me 

[text][unkown number] Thanks love, I think I’ll get by.



40 minutes ago

[text][unkown number] This is a message from defiantly not your husband. [text][unkown number] don't save the number to your phone.

consultingsister:

 

consultingsister:

[text]: cant i save it as ‘not bruce’??

[text]: okay — do you know when you’re next coming home? everything okay?

[text][unkown number] I’ll be home tonight I think, I’m only meeting them today. 

[text][unkown number] Remember the huge fella? I’m gonna be his replacement, 

[text]: ill give you a million pounds and sex if you come home now?

[text][unkown number] I can’t love, they’re gonna talk to me about being, well huge guy.



48 minutes ago

up for discussion;

consultingsister:

  “Neither do I, stop stressing me out! Don’t take the thingy, just stay here, it’s fun!” She heated up the pasta, turned on the kettle and lent on the counter, rubbing her stomach. “Don’t come home if it’s going to jeopardize anything, alright?”

"Don’t take wha thingy?" His brow wrinkled for a second, sitting down and grating cheese over his warmed pasta. "Ah will love, ah’m ne exactly sure what it’s gonnae involve yet, it might just be nights or days or certain days, ah jus dunnae ken yet."

  “The, the thing!” She watched him for a moment, not turning when the kettle clicked off. He was going to be away loads, and he might get hurt, and he might die, then she was going to be all alone! She bent her head into her hands, so the first sob sounded rather echoed. 

"Oh ma darlin…." He abandoned his dinner, after having one last bite, and went over to gather her up in his arms. "Hey hey hey, oh ma lovely girl, hush hush, dunnae cry ma darlin, why are ye crying?"



50 minutes ago

[text][unkown number] This is a message from defiantly not your husband. [text][unkown number] don't save the number to your phone.

consultingsister:

 

consultingsister:

[text]: cant i save it as ‘not bruce’??

[text][unkown number] Good, and if you ring this phone do it from a payphone not near the house, not on your mobile or a land line

[text]: and use codenames??

[text][unkown number] No, but I’ll probably call you something else if there are other people there. 

[text]: okay — do you know when you’re next coming home? everything okay?

[text][unkown number] I’ll be home tonight I think, I’m only meeting them today. 

[text][unkown number] Remember the huge fella? I’m gonna be his replacement, 



54 minutes ago

[text][unkown number] This is a message from defiantly not your husband. [text][unkown number] don't save the number to your phone.

consultingsister:

 

consultingsister:

[text]: cant i save it as ‘not bruce’??

[text]: fine ur alive and bossy

[text]: fine, no saving and delete everything

[text][unkown number] Good, and if you ring this phone do it from a payphone not near the house, not on your mobile or a land line

[text]: and use codenames??

[text][unkown number] No, but I’ll probably call you something else if there are other people there. 



59 minutes ago

[text][unkown number] This is a message from defiantly not your husband. [text][unkown number] don't save the number to your phone.

consultingsister:

 

consultingsister:

[text]: cant i save it as ‘not bruce’??

[text]: ur bossy :/ 

[text][unkown number] I’m alive

[text][unkown number] also delete them when you’ve read them

[text]: fine ur alive and bossy

[text]: fine, no saving and delete everything

[text][unkown number] Good, and if you ring this phone do it from a payphone not near the house, not on your mobile or a land line



1 hour ago

[text][unkown number] This is a message from defiantly not your husband. [text][unkown number] don't save the number to your phone.

consultingsister:

brucerobertson-di:

consultingsister:

[text]: cant i save it as ‘not bruce’??

[text][unkown number] No, you cannot save it

[text]: ur bossy :/ 

[text][unkown number] I’m alive

[text][unkown number] also delete them when you’ve read them



1 hour ago