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DI Bruce Robertson - best fucking polis officer in this dump.

“That’s the beauty aboot being polis: it doesnae really matter whether or not everybody hates you, as long as they’re civil tae your face and can put up a good front. You can only live in the world you ken. The rest is just wishful thinking or paranoia."

((Independant Bruce Robertson RP from the Irvine Welsh novel 'Filth' - Bruce can be pretty offensive, please read important info. Mun & Mus 18+ - no gifs/images are mine unless stated. Click top right link for navigation, or find the other quick links down the side.

Tracking 'brucerobertsondi'))

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[consultingsister]

consultingsister:

"Ah thought havin a bairn was meant te make ye hotter but ah think ah might fuckin die in here."

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  “Well...” she begins, opening the freezer and comparing ice cream flavours. “Today I am cold… and this wont help.”

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"Wha are ye tryin te de te me woman." He picked her up, just because he knew it made her roll her eyes and act all annoyed, and placed her on the kitchen table. "Wha de ye want fre the fridge, ah’ll ge it se ah dunnae die of heat stroke."



16 hours ago

asecretgate:

*Whispers i have a sick boy account*

aeib’iethnDUBGRBEHEIB

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I haven’t been on while I’ve been at uni, but i’m planning to boot that shit back up now it’s the holidays 



17 hours ago

# ooc

[consultingsister]

consultingsister:

brucerobertson-di:

It was always a hundred fucking degrees in this house, he had no idea why Celia needed it so hot but it drove him mad. “Turn the fuckin heatin down ye nut job.”

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  “Not until it’s at least seventeen degrees outside, them the rules.” Or when she gets to hot she will actually faint, because she’s starting to get there. 

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"Ah thought havin a bairn was meant te make ye hotter but ah think ah might fuckin die in here."



17 hours ago

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[consultingsister]

It was always a hundred fucking degrees in this house, he had no idea why Celia needed it so hot but it drove him mad. “Turn the fuckin heatin down ye nut job.”



17 hours ago

# consultingsister


18 hours ago

# fc

Truth is, people are just as scared of the world as you are. I’m scared of the world. I just don’t let people see it, that’s all. And that’s what the games are.

Truth is, people are just as scared of the world as you are. I’m scared of the world. I just don’t let people see it, that’s all. And that’s what the games are.



18 hours ago

The games are always, repeat, always, being played but nobody plays the games like me. Detective Sergeant Bruce Robertson, soon to be Detective Inspector Bruce Robertson. You just have to be the best, and I usually am. Same rules apply.



18 hours ago

# bby why# fc

[open rp]

Bruce sat outside the station, leant against the hood of his car as he sucked on his cigarette, couldn’t even smoke in the station, had to stand outside in the fucking street. Takes the piss.



20 hours ago

# open rp
☠ you're planning something with the porpoises

hismascot:

brucerobertson-di:

hismascot:

If you find me to be INTIMIDATING in any way, anonymously send along ☠ with the reasons why.

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-side glances-

how dare you suggest such a thing

I’ve seen you, batting your eyelashes at them

excuse you i do no such thing

Making suggestive porpoise noises.

if you’re not careful i’ll have the guards make you a head shorter.



1 week ago

# been doing waaayyyy to much tudor essay at this point....
☠ you're planning something with the porpoises

hismascot:

If you find me to be INTIMIDATING in any way, anonymously send along ☠ with the reasons why.

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-side glances-

how dare you suggest such a thing

I’ve seen you, batting your eyelashes at them



1 week ago

Taking a break from my essay to cry in the dark because Katherine of Aragon just died on the Tudors.

Yep. This is my life.

Taking a break from an essay on the Tudors to cry about the  TV show the Tudors. 

still doing this

but on a different essay about the tudors



1 week ago

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//essaying. see you soon



1 week ago

//still writing essays. should be back soonish I think. what is this tumblr pro thingy on my sidebar?



2 weeks ago